Daughter named after Windows Vista
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in his blog. Daughter named after Microsoft codenames.
I don’ think anybody has ever taken Microsoft brand loyalty quite so far as this: MVP Bil Simser has named his daughter after Windows Vista. If that wasn’t enough, Vista’s middle name, Avalon, is the codename for Windows Presentation Foundation. You can see her, complete with subversive iPod branding,
on his site. The proud father points out that this sets his daughter in good stead for later life:
Her blog will contain the largest number of search hits with people looking for information about Vista She has her very own carrying case (a laptop bag) and other personalized “logoware”, most of which I can buy from the Microsoft store or any geek conference for the next 10 years She’ll be the only one at her school with a service pack (or two, or three, …) named after her If she’s hot (and she will be) boys will make many crazy jokes about “starting her up” and “rebooting her” to which I will pummel them upside the head with an XPS laptop that I’ll carry around to “interview” any potential suitors.
More seriously, he points out that they’re nice names with non-computing heritages - and, more importantly, “Bottom line, we think it’s a pretty name and it’s hers for life. We like it, and she’s our daughter not yours so deal.” Plus, as he points out, by the time that she’s old enough to be aware of where the name comes from Windows Vista will be replaced by the next version (currently under the eminently non-child-friendly moniker of Windows Seven.)
This is, as far as I’m aware, the first time a baby has been deliberately named after a Microsoft product - although there are plenty of people called Max, Memphis, and Bob - all of them Microsoft codenames or products.
Have you got any picks for Microsoft codenames that’d work as baby names? Could you raise a boy called Ajax (web technology) Kahuna (codename for the new Hotmail) or er, Photon (Windows Mobile 7.0)? Let us know in the comments.
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Comments(12)
well, i was thinking of naming my kid "visual studio .net 2005"
must be a microsoft employee
oh my god, this is the most stupid news i've never readed. the father is a really moron
:d
what's next, someone naming their kid zune?
kids have to grow up with names they may not even like because of parents like this!!
this kid's grandpha should have named his son "windows 3.11" *sigh*
not to sound stupid but i like the name vista......hardcore name...hahaha jokes,(my
daughter vista is such a good student) i do have to agree...it's out of line naming kids
after programs or operating systems but then again there are girls who are named april
after a month, venus...williams after a planet...etc...to tired to think about more....my
name vito after the court ruling
it's better than 4real.
just wait ~20 years and she's out clubbing etc vista is quite a s.e.x.y name i'd buy
vista avalon a drink :)
imust say vista avalon in a cool name. its futureitive name and makes it special. vista
avalon sounds also nice-
i wonder if the baby 'vista' will have as many problems as the operating system
'vista' lol
"i wonder if the baby 'vista' will have as many problems as the operating system
'vista' lol"
lets hope not, vista keeps bloody dying on me.
this new vista has a dangerous vulnerability: a big hole that sooner or later will be
exploited loool. i dont think even user account control can protect her ;)
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By ducttapeBigSexy on 24.06.2007 - 20:06